Low Cost-High Bond Franchise Opportunity

         2 Dudes and A Junkyard Dog

            

     2 Dudes                   A Junkyard Dog

 Wow, what a catchy name! The most unusual franchise offering this year features a franchise for those of you who would like a less rigid system to invest in. In this franchise, you and a partner pay a small franchise fee of $8,000. The franchise fee includes a 3 page operations manual, local road maps, a lifetime membership to the Speedway Gas Station Unlimited Slurpee Club {SGSSC}, a set of imported tools, 2 cans of Fix a Flat, 3 rolls of certified Duct tape, and believe it or not, a genuine, mixed breed {Wolf Hybrid} junkyard dog. You will be offering a wide variety of services to your community-from junk pickup, to package delivery services. Your territory, of course, is not protected, because the franchisor's business model dictates extreme mobility. The 18% royalty is deducted monthly from your ATM.   

Update:

This young franchise company is reporting that it has sold 7 franchise territories since we first reported on this new offering a few months ago. The newest owners hail from Seethussis, Alabama. Billy Bob Howard, and John Billy Howard {4th cousins, once removed}, combined their personal resources to launch their territory, which stretches from Boondoggle County to Deertick County, both in the Southeastern corner of the state. The Howard brothers were attracted to the flexible and mobile business model, and enjoyed the fact that they didn't have to submit their personal information for a silly criminal background check.

For franchise information, please contact:

Jed or Fred Manson

C/O The Tennessee Dept. Of Corrections

C-Block

P.O Box 1967

Whodunit, Tn. 33421-8991

{No oversize packages, please}